Earlier this year Zac Goldsmith complained that he had
 been given ‘the worst office of any MP in Parliament’ as
 punishment for his disparaging remarks about the coalition.
Now word reaches Mr S that the accolade of worst office
 has been passed to Mark Reckless following his defection
 to Ukip in the Rochester by-election.
Unfortunately for Reckless, as Ukip are still a minority in
 the House of Commons, it’s the Conservatives who assign
 their offices. None were too happy when he defected to Ukip,
 and fittingly his new office reflects the ill-feeling.
‘It’s the size of a shoebox and the ceiling is so low Mark can’t
 even stand up in it, that’s how bad it is,’ Steerpike’s Commons
 spy says. ‘It is by far the worst office he could have been given.’ 
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