Newcastle council step forward. If you contact me I shall send you your coconut as you have gained a Christianityisnotleftwing Loonytune award! Yeeeeeahhhh!!!16 year old Max Twizzel has been given a £50 penalty for littering and threatened with court if he doesn't pay.
- A good job too! We do not want people who throw litter to go unpunished, do we?
[There is one very small problem however. He was releasing a balloon at a charity event.
It looks like balloon races - a minute spit in the ocean of our litter problems - are now a thing of the past.]
I despair.
