Sunday, June 21, 2015

Great News! N.Korea Has Cure For Aids, Ebola, Sars & Mers.

According to the state-run news service, the drug is made from ginseng, which is grown from fertilizer and mixed with “micro-quantities of gold and platinum.”
The Kumdang-2 website notes that it also cures “malicious virus infections,” including SARS and MERS thanks to drug’s qualities as a “strong immune reviver.”
According to regime-friendly websites, the drug was first developed in 1996, and was used during the 2006 outbreak of bird flu.
So well done Kim Jong-un and the scientists of North Korea. What a wonderful gift to humanity.
Unless they’re lying Aol News.

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