Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Senior Driving?

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Harry, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M62. Please be careful!"
"Hey," said Harry, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Do You Remember Voting For This?

Killers and rapists to be freed early. ‘Reckless’ scheme could see up to 6,000 serious criminals released to tackle prisons overcrowding cri...