Hillary Confirmed As Presidential Hopeful.

Let me start by saying, "A plague on both your houses" as your claims to faith do not impress. (But happily, the judgement call on that comes from one far greater than I.)
When stuck 'twixt the devil and the deep blue sea' - one has to embrace 'lesser evils' as your guidance. 
It grieves me to say it - but that has to mean Trump!