Narcissist - 6 Questions Which Might Help Reveal The Truth.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/resolution-not-conflict/201210/are-you-narcissist-6-sure-signs-narcissism

(In question one alone do I manifest any such tendencies. My own score is pretty low - and yours? 

One thing not mentioned in the quiz is the ability to mock yourself as the antithesis of this condition - something which I possess in spades.)