The next time a child identifies as a cat at school, they should be told that as a mark of respect for their new identity, they will be taken out of the classroom and put in a large cage with other actual cats who want to scratch and bite them all day long, they’ll be given water and Whiskas tuna chunks for lunch, taken for walks on leads at break time, and must use a litter tray for a toilet.
Trust me, they’ll be re-identifying as humans again by teatime. Sun.
Blogger: the stroppier ones may last into the second day.
