Dear Gordon,I think I may be able to help in the present crisis. I know where I can save you £100 billion to help in bank nationalisations.
You remember that you had earmarked this phenomenal sum in order to buy some highly inefficient, magic bean windmills at the behest of our Masters in Brussels?
Well. Tell them to get stuffed and use the savings to help offset the present crisis.
Next time I shall advise you on how to deal with quangos ....
Lots of love.
