Evolving turtles 'Take It All Reeaaal Slow'

This fossilised turtle shell was recently discovered in Poland.

According to 'experts', it is 215 million years old.
Wow. 215 million years and virtually identical to modern turtles!

We must hasten to a scientifically-based conclusion - that in the 'great evolutionary scheme of things' - turtles  clearly lack ambition!