Saturday, July 27, 2013

Nebraska Man.

Hesperopithecus haroldcookii was a major embarrassment for evolutionary scientists who today simply refer to this hilarious piece of idiocy as 'a mistake'. (See Wikipedia.)
So. What actually happened was that a tooth from a large peccary (a sort of piggywig) was discovered in - yes, you guessed - Nebraska.
From this rather substantial base - Nebraska Man was created:
I had been somewhat tempted to name this 'The Big Fang Theory.'
 

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