I wish to issue a grave warning to all
the adult population concerning a dreadful disease which has hit about a
quarter of the nation and has already infected almost all politicians at Westminster.
It is called europhilia and is
every bit as nasty as it sounds.
Those infected tend to be beset by
delusions and, tragically, lose all control. They are affected mentally to such
an extent that they will throw away mountains of cash (mainly that of other
people) to feed their addictive habit. As with all similar dependencies the
effects on families and the population as a whole can be quite
devastating.
The victims entertain impossible dreams
of the EU's corrupt politicians and Laws being brought to task and held to account. Or in
many cases, decide that it does not matter a jot.
Their grasp of reality becomes
unmitigatedly impaired. They become susceptible to any old tosh thrown at them
provided they can clutch a blue flag with a ring of stars.
They start to talk gibberish and
are incapable of justifying anything they happen to believe. Sadly, when
challenged, they lose their heads, their tempers and frequently, their
conscience. They will even lie to support their false
deity.
I am delighted to report that there is
now a simple cure available - a new panacea, no less. It is called the universal
key to indisputable pacification. Some refer to this as
UKIP.
