On a Sheffield side street not too far from the city centre, an elderly man is mugged and left bleeding in the gutter.
A vicar comes by and says, "I hope you are soon better." And he walks by.
Shortly afterwards, a priest is passing the man and says "Bless you, my son," and walks on.
Then a Sheffield social worker appears. She has a horrified look on her face - she kneels beside him and cradles his bleeding head. She says, "Oh, no! This is awful. Who did this dreadful thing to you? ............. I must go and help them!"
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