The Good Samaritan - Modern Version.

On a Sheffield side street not too far from the city centre, an elderly man is mugged and left bleeding in the gutter.

A vicar comes by and says, "I hope you are soon better." And he walks by.

Shortly afterwards, a priest is passing the man and says "Bless you, my son," and walks on.

Then a Sheffield social worker appears. She has a horrified look on her face - she kneels beside him and cradles his bleeding head. She says,  "Oh, no! This is awful. Who did this dreadful thing to you? .............  I must go and help them!"