... that I've never even heard of?
Fifth rate guitarists - or drummers; actresses who once appeared in a single episode of a well-known soap; fashionistas; TV 'personalities'; alleged comedians; political pundits? The list is never-ending!
Why so much national media tears and distress over the one grossly overrated drag artist whose name I did actually know?
You can add all of this to the non-stop headlines on the Royal Family and their pair of renegades.
News programmes, news bulletins and newspapers - the keyword is NEWS. Please!