To Northampton Magistrates - A Coconut?

Five and a half times the drink-drive limit? Highest ever reading by a woman.
Northampton magistrates didn't jail her!
What's the point? I resigned from the Bench eight years ago because of absurdities like this.
I shall NOT award them a LoonyTunesWatch coconut as it is MORE than possible that some obscure, liberal regulation prevented them doing what what justice demanded that they should have done.
Been there. Seen that. Worn out the T-Shirt!