Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Senior Driving?

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Harry, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M62. Please be careful!"
"Hey," said Harry, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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