The Permanently Offended.

As so much of modern life offends me - I have decided that 'if you can't beat 'em - you must join 'em'.
Being 'offended;' has worked soooo very well for the dripping wet liberal left - I have concluded that it might work for me too.
(I do not actually think that it will work for me - but at least, I shall have a double standard towards which I shall be able to point. Wish me luck. After that, I am thinking of moving into 'hurt feelings territory' - using similar logic!)