1st interview with a new PM.

The First Interview...

TV Presenter: "Congratulations Prime Minister. Before we start, as we stand here today on Thursday afternoon, do you accept that tomorrow will be Friday?"
PM: "We have always supported the standard structure of the calendar and acknowledge that the public expect a regular system that provides the rhythm necessary for everyday planning and life structure. We feel very strongly about this."
TV Presenter: "So do you agree that tomorrow is Friday?"
PM: "It is not important whether or not it is Friday or Monday. What is important is that unexpected changes do not interfere with the normal expectations of the public- and this government has a solid record in supporting those expectations."
TV Presenter:"But as today is Thursday, surely you can confirm that tomorow is Friday?"
PM: "Everything is relative and whether the next day is Wednesday of Sunday is dependent on where you stand in time.We have never challenged the current system and have the full support of the unions on this.Most people agree that changes are not required."
TV Presenter:"Well then what day is it tomorrow?"
PM: "Tomorrow is the next day in our plan to further develop our marvellous country in many areas. We plan to continue providing better health care, reduced debt, reduced employment, controlled immigration and a world leader in controlling global warming."
TV Presenter:"Returning to the question, can you not confirm that Friday is tomorrow"
PM: "Friday is always around. It has been around many times before and will be around again many more times. This is why we need - as a responsible government - to plan and organise the future. Not just for tomorrow, but for our children and their children."
TV Presenter:"Prime Minister, the viewers are waiting for your answer on what day you think it is tomorrow."
PM: "We are dealing with bigger issues here.The Friday, Saturday, Sunday thing is not important or relevant to the scheme of things. They need to understand the critical issues and focus on the matters of concern, such as the condition of our nation and how we can develop it so that all can reap the benefits."
TV Presenter:" I'm sorry, we seem to have lost the point here again. Are you saying that it is not Friday tomorrow?"
PM: "The reality is that it is not important what day it is. What is important is how we handle the situation - and my government is handling the situation with solid policies evolved from the mandate that people gave us.
TV Presenter: "But we just want to know if you agree that tomorrow will indeed be Friday."
PM:"Let's remain focused here. It is the nation that is important and we stand fast and rock steady in our dedication to the job in hand. In closing, let me say this one more time - we are fully committed to the task and have commissioned a report that will enable us to develop the plans for the future."
TV Presenter: "But we...."
PM:" Thank you all for your support and goodnight."