One day in a modern UK city, a man was beaten up, mugged and left for dead.
A vicar passing by looked at him and said ''I'm sorry to see what has happened to you" and went about his business.
Shortly afterwards, a Pastor came upon the man and said: "Bless you my son. God will reward you for your pains if you believe in him" - then he went on his way.
Flourish of trumpets! A liberal-left do-gooder - with a dubious haircut, complete with sociology degree (naturally) - spots the man. She drops onto one knee; brushes his hair from his eyes; cradles him in her arms and begins to weep.
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