Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Avoiding Care Home Costs - Excellent Advice. (Not Entirely Tongue-In-Cheek.)

No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for nursing home care costing £100 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.
I've already checked on reservations at Holiday Inn hotels.
A combined long term stay discount and senior discount is £40 per night.
Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.
That leaves £60 a day for lunch and dinner anywhere we choose, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a gym, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
£3 of tips a day will get the staff making extra efforts to help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.
And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.

Elephantine Tragedies.

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