With the average cost for nursing home care costing £100 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.
I've already checked on reservations at Holiday Inn hotels.
A combined long term stay discount and senior discount is £40 per night.
Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.
That leaves £60 a day for lunch and dinner anywhere we choose, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a gym, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
£3 of tips a day will get the staff making extra efforts to help you.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.