Gloucester Police - A LoonyTunesWatch Coconut.

A highly dangerous, anti-social grandmother of 86 has been warned off supplying a wheel of Double Gloucester for the Brockworth Cheese Rolling Event by her local crimebusting, on-the-ball section of the boys in blue!
Just look at the above photo and you will soon grasp how she is clearly a supplier of 'the hard stuff' and is thus endangering many members of her community. Notice how she is wantonly flaunting her wares!
As the police themselves will clearly not dare to share in this threatening material - they will have to make do with mainlining on some coconut courtesy of this very Blog!