Euro-Sash? - Well I Have Heard of Eurotrash.

Brussels unveils its latest idea to win over the British public: An official 'European sash' for MEPs 

The golden-tasselled cloth ribbon, emblazoned with the EU flag, was announced via an email sent to MEPs yesterday. Europhile members of the public can also buy the azure sash for an eye-watering £107. Mail.

Please pardon my guffaws of uncontrolled laughter!