"I
need you to do a funeral for my cat."
Yes,
that is a request made to a pastor by a church member. And here's the stranger
reality. I have heard from dozens of pastors who have had this very request.
I
assume the cats in question were dead.
Though
I have heard hundreds of strange and unreasonable requests made to pastors, five
of them are common. In fact, most pastors will encounter all five of these
requests in the course of their ministries.
1. Ask certain people to leave the
church. The common theme is the request to get people who are not like
us to leave the church. A church member asked one pastor to have a separate
church service in the trailer park for "those people coming to our church." Yes,
really.
2. Accept a gift with unreasonable
expectations. The most recent was the offer of a $10,000 gift if the
church signed a document agreeing to keep fresh flowers on his grave in
perpetuity. I assume he meant the request to be posthumous.
3. Do a pet funeral. A recent example was the
request to do the funeral of a turtle. Can we really know if the turtle is dead?
I guess our olfactory senses will confirm its death.
4. Travel out of town to minister to a distant
relative. I lead a pastors forum called Church Answers and get a lot of
great input and questions. One pastor in the forum asked me about a request a
church member made for him to visit a cousin in the hospital. But the surgery
was minor and outpatient. The one-way distance was 225 miles. And the cousin was
active in a church in her hometown. The church member left the church because
the pastor declined.
5. Leave the church. Many pastors are asked
to leave the church for the most outlandish reasons. I remember the first time a
church member asked me to leave the church. She said, "God told her" I was
supposed to leave because I was bringing too many unbelievers and new Christians
to the church. And then she said the cringe-worthy words, "They are just not
like us."
Keep
in mind, these five unreasonable requests are common. These are not the
outliers. In fact, they are so common that I am now suggesting seminaries add a
course for every one of them (tongue in cheek, of course).
You
just have to love pastors. Their lives are often stressful, but never
boring.
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