Thursday, November 26, 2020

Terminally Sad?

 How to be terminally sad .

Utter either of these two sentences or variations thereof:
"I'm off out to get completely blitzed."
"Guess how much ale I shifted last night!"
(Photo: one of my own favourite tipples - to be drunk with wisdom and care!)

This used to be called 'Tommy rot'.

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