In the words of John McEnroe .....

'A prototype cow which burps less is being bred in a breakthrough that could reduce a big source of the greenhouse gases responsible for global warming.'

Are they serious? How many flatulent bovines does it take to equal one minor volcano every decade or so, I wonder?
Science gone bonkers!
Stephen Moore, a professor at the University of Alberta in Canada - I reckon that you merit a LoonytunesWatch coconut!