I know that I firmly believe that the age of criminal responsibility must never rise above ten - but OH DEAR!'A two-year-old girl accused of hitting a car with a stick was investigated by police on suspicion of vandalism.The vehicle’s owner called the police claiming the child had deliberately damaged his car.It has emerged that the toddler’s name and details are being held on file with Wiltshire Constabulary following the incident.'
Wiltshire Constabulary are hereby awarded the coveted and much-merited LoonyTunesWatch coconut.
