'A pensioner who poisoned 47 police officers with contaminated chicken and tuna sandwiches has been ordered to wear an electronic tag.'Judge Robert Zara must have had 'his knickers in twist' when coming up with that as a disposal for breaches of hygiene legislation.
Indeed, the matter was most serious and also led to a curfew (???????) and perhaps somewhat more sensibly - a suspended prison sentence.
Tagging and curfew for a 70 year old for these offences? The good
judge has certainly fully earned his LoonyTunesWatch coconut!
judge has certainly fully earned his LoonyTunesWatch coconut!
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