How to be terminally sad: an occasional series.

Want to learn how to be a real saddo? - It's not all that difficult as proved in this easy to follow first lesson.

Avoid the biting satire in The Kinks' "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" - and you too can become 'a fashion sheep'!

All you have to do is to pretend that fashion has some meaning or purpose in the great scheme of things.

Secondly, go out and purchase goods which are over-priced but 'in fashion' thereby wasting massive amounts of silly money.

At this stage you will have already become a true 'saddo' BUT if you should wish to develop it all a step further - buy fashion magazines, study them and gain an 'insight' into the so-called brilliance of a few huckster designers and their bulimic, cocaine-stuffed models.

Done it!