Sunday, November 18, 2012

My Shameful Confession.

New Healthway - Health, Hygiene, Physiology, Safety, Sex Education, Games and Exercises would like you to know that if you eat meat you are a very bad person.
Of these heathens, page 56 of the book boldly states: "They easily cheat, tell lies, they forget promises, they are dishonest and tell bad words, steal, fight and turn to violence and sex crimes."
(Huffington Post. Indian schools textbook.)

To my shame I must confess that I .... Yes, I .... I ... am a carnivore!

Gotta Admit That The Flock Do Not Look All That Rampant To Me! - (Just a tad sheepish because of all the embarrassment.)

Town calls in shepherd to tackle rampant sheep . Flocks freed by quad bikers tearing down fences cause havoc on roads and in gardens.