Lunatic In Blue!

Police forces should be made to positively discriminate in favour of black and ethnic minority officers in the face of a growing diversity crisis, according to one of the country's leading chief constables.
The radical proposal – which would mean a change in the law – from Sir Peter Fahy, of Greater Manchester, comes in the face of what he said was an embarrassing paucity of black and minority ethnic officers (BME) at the top of British policing. (Guardian)

A LoonyTunesWatch coconut for Sir Pete!
PS. What precisely is 'a diversity crisis?'