... before Dave, like Moses descending triumphantly
with the tablets containing the Decalogue - returns to us with the glorious news
of his bitterly won triumphs from the EU Commission.
Big, bonny, bright, beautiful. Smoke shall waft gently
but unobtrusively around his mirrors. Oh rejoice all ye people for Dave has
returned!
Let none gainsay his achievements. They are glorious
and mighty. Let unbelievers ne'er claim that all is show and no substance. Let
doubters flee. Let sceptics wither in their scoffing. Let none make cynical and
unworthy comparisons to Neville Chamberlain returning from Munich.
Oh laud his achievements!
.jpeg)