Jimmy Carr.

Yesterday, having caught ten minutes of apparently inoffensive comedian, Jimmy Carr's, stage act - I was shocked to find that he is just one more of that huge and reprehensible group of sickening, foul-mouthed, leftist, anti-God, unfunny comics who are the the moral scourge of the modern age.
Avoid this odious man like you would a dose of bubonic plague!
(Don't forget to pray for him, though, and for all of his toxic colleagues!)