The Happy Way To Weight Loss. (But not a universally successful model.)

Healthy cooking is simple, follow these steps: Step 1: Buy a turkey. Step 2: Have glass of wine. Step 3: Stuff turkey. Step 4: Have glass of wine. Step 5: Put Turkey in oven. Step 6: Relax, and have another few glasses of wine. Step 7: Turk the bastey. Step 8: Wine of glass another get. Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer. Step 10: Glass yourself another pour of wine. Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours. Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 13: Floor the turkey up off the pick. Step 14: Turk the carvey. Step 15: Get yourself another wattle of bine. Step 16: Tet sable, pour yourself another glass of turkey. Step 17: pass out.