The ... letter was from the BBC, telling me my two years free TV licence will end by June 1 (now deferred to August) unless I receive pension credit. I do not, so will have to stump up £157.50.
The BBC, being the media face of left-wing politics in the UK, needs the cash to keep up the relentless bias against the cruel Conservative government, prop up multiple layers of needless bureaucratic management and fund the lavish lifestyle of countless alleged stars. Therefore they could not possibly cope without my contributions!