A police spokesperson said: “Officers are investigating a targeted attack at a Birtley pub after it was reported that a vehicle had pulled up outside the premises and a number of people began causing damage.
“The offenders left two pig’s heads at the scene before leaving the area.
“No one was injured, but officers are taking the incident incredibly seriously, and an investigation has been launched. (No. They won't be!)
“Disorder of this nature will not be tolerated, (Yes it will!) and anyone found to be involved will be dealt with robustly.” (No, they won't!) Sunday Telegraph.
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