Simply barking.

The European Court of Human Rights has agreed to hear a case to determine whether an Austrian chimpanzee called Matthew should be granted 'human rights'.

I despair. But at least it shows up what kind of ridiculous bodies we are dealing with.

LINK: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1020986/European-Court-agrees-hear-chimps-plea-human-rights.html