Friday, December 24, 2010

How to be terminally sad - Part 6.

Utter either of these two sentences or variations thereof:
"I'm off out to get completely blitzed."
"Guess how much ale I shifted last night!"
(Photo: one of my own favourite tipples - to be drunk with wisdom and care!)

Do You Remember Voting For This?

Killers and rapists to be freed early. ‘Reckless’ scheme could see up to 6,000 serious criminals released to tackle prisons overcrowding cri...