Old News, Recently Discovered, From Harridan Harperson's Blog.

'State funerals are reserved for royalty and aristocracy such as myself, not grocer's daughters from Grantham. As long as I am Prime Minister, or almost Prime Minister, I can assure you that her burial will be as humble as her origins. With any luck, the old bat will croak while Labour is still in power, Heaven knows if Cameron gets in then it'll be state funeral a-go-go.'

Those who wondered why I have campaigned so hard against this toxic person - now perhaps, you will get some idea from her very own quill. Vile! Foul! Appalling!