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CAMERON SURRENDERS ANT

 AND DEC IN EU NEGOTIATIONS. 

National treasures Ant and Dec are to be given to
 the EU as part of a deal which will see David
 Cameron secure key concessions on welfare
 payments to immigrants. The move comes after Polish
 delegates stormed out of negotiations after the Prime
 Minister’s opening offer of the Chuckle Brothers
 and Bonnie Langford appeared to have backfired.

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