Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Labour LIARS!

  
Dear Voters, Remember that Manifesto thingy from 2017? You know, all those reasons we said you should vote for us? Our promises? We've decided we don't agree with it any more. You voted already, you can't stop us. So long, & thanks for all the fish! Regards, The Labour Party
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UNBELIEVABLE! Labour CUTS A Further Two BILLION From Army's Budget!

What is the matter with these BUFFOONS? We need to be in full preparation for war! Also released yesterday was news that three Naval ships a...