Loony Liz.

Liz Jones writes: "Yes, people such as Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver may have helped improve welfare standards, but they have also helped sanitise the fundamental point that animals are murdered to make meals."

"Murdered?" Is this silly woman fit to be let out on her own? (I killed - sorry - I mean I murdered a tiny fly in our front room this morning.)

I can usually respect the vegetarian position but emotive drivel such as this is only worthy of contempt.

I think Liz Jones has fully earned this Blog's lowest award - a LoonyTunesWatch coconut!