My Dearest Conservative Supporter.

For nearly two years now, you have been trying to convince yourself that this horrendously poor government is due to the 'drag factor' exercised by the Lib Dem portion of the coalition.
In spite of the sulky faces in the photo, you must surely realise by this point that the Lib Dems and the new conservatives were just made for each other.

Time to switch allegiances to UKIP.