Monday, September 17, 2012

Larry The Downing Street Cat Sacked!

In a shock reshuffle, Larry was yesterday sacked for inadequate mousing. In six months he had only managed a single kill!
George Osborne's Freya has replaced the hapless feline. (Radio Humberside.)

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