A waiter.
What do you call a
world-class Australian cricketer?
Retired.
What do you call an
Australian who can hold a catch?
A
fisherman.
Why can no-one drink
wine in Australia at the moment?
They haven't got any openers .
What is the
difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the
ball.
Who spends the most
time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket
team?
The woman who irons their cricket
whites.
What's the height of
optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on
sunscreen.
What's the difference
between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them
both
What's the difference
between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?
A
funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.
The Australian
bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a
meeting.
They want to ask their
advice about going downhill so
fast.
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