Monday, October 26, 2015

Cats & Sentences.

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Typical Labour MP?

Fury as Labour MP in rubbish-ridden city pushes for airport 4,000 miles away. Pest control experts say the uncollected waste in Birmingham h...