Friday, June 25, 2010

Half price?

Strawberries currently half price?
Half of precisely what?
Who are they all kidding?
What precisely is the cost of a punnet of strawberries to be halved?
They must think us all a bit stoopid!
Trouble is - it clearly works.
I asked somebody VERY slowly who seemed impressed with the half price bargain:
'AND WILL YOU BE VOTING LABOUR AGAIN NEXT ELECTION?'

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