It's only a matter of time.

Junk science being what it is, this opening to a spoof article in Newsbiscuit is too near the mark.

Surely, it is only a matter of time!

'Health experts in California warned today that breathing can have a harmful effect on health, far outweighing the positive benefits of providing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.
‘With each breath, the average human inhales millions of random microbes from the air,’ said Dr. Alvin J. Flywell III. ‘Any of these can pose major health threats, from low level cold and influenza, to more serious viral conditions.’