Smelly foot jigs?

The EU recently gave "The Flying Gorillas" dance troupe, £160,000 to perform "spectacular belching" and "smelly foot" jigs.

They're 'avin' a larf ain't they? - Good. I like humour - but not when it is one of a vast amount of stupid projects funded by Brussels.

Unfit to run a whelk stall. Time to pull out!