France has been stripped of its AAA credit rating by Standard and Poor's in a major blow for President Sarkozy.
Repeat after me:-
'I am a Christian, I do not engage in schadenfreude.'
'I am a Christian, I do not engage in schadenfreude.'
'I am a Christian, I do not engage in schadenfreude.'
'I am a Christian, I do not engage in schadenfreude.'