RT Fishall's Classic.

Somewhere in my house, I do have a copy of this most wonderful of volumes bought many years ago.

Here is a taster:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2254467/How-drive-jobsworths-potty-IN-devilishly-inventive-manifesto-late-astronomer-Sir-Patrick-Moore-tells-fought-box-ticking-bullies.html

ENJOY!