English Cricket - What Comes Lower Than Ashes, BTW?

Plumbing new depths? - SACK COOK! Even in the highly improbable event that England were to sneak a victory over Sri Lanka - after this abject display - my mind will not be changed. Poor captaincy; poor leadership by example; poor leadership; poor control over his bowlers; unambitious field-setting; poor vision. Clutching defeat out of the very jaws of victory. We have not advanced by a single jot from the Australian debacle.
Time to quit; time to leave; time to fall on his sword; time to wave bye byes!